Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Right, Right now, in a province far, far away

We join our intrepid hero as he sits at home waiting for potential employers to call him. With only one more interview to go before he's working for Enterprise Rent-A-Car, he's nervouse and with the need to wear dress pants and shirts everyday, kinda reminds him of high school. Missing an xbox cable that yegway has to look for, getting sick of tv, pc and wii, he needs a job, something to do during the day before he starts setting fires to amuse himself. Plus not making any money while the girlfriend is employed is a bit of a kick to the junk, and not in the $500 a night kind of way. Trapped now on the Tantive IV by an imperial star destroyer, my only hope is that this message reaches you in time to get the death star plans to my father on Alderaan, or sending me goofy stuff on facebook or msn to keep busy and sane, or at least busy.

2 Ommission and Retractions:

cnev said...

oh yeah, it's the first post of 2010, suck on that plaunt

cnev said...

you already know i'm a facist, but only if i'm the leader

Combining the beautifully amoral, the prematurely sold-out, a twist of fascism, a mid continent surfer, and the undermining element in their lives.