Sunday, January 24, 2010

Agressive Retort!!!!

will be posted soon enough, man school and work, and catching up on said school (first 2 weeks worth) too much, but I will retort once I figure out what the fictional flynn manufacturing can claim as indirect manufacturing cost for the year 2017...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Wildly Nostalgic in Unexpected Ways

I hold that title to be self evident of the things currently firebombing my brain right now. Who are the thunderstorms for? People like me Ty, people like me.

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I was just looking on the internet and I came across something that I need clarified. Can someone please tell me, what the fuck does UFC have to do with poker?! Why the fuck do I have to watch poker to get SPORTS SCORES on a fucking SPORTS CHANNEL?! Who the fuck made poker the national past time of the internet? Why the fuck are there "poker stars"? Why the fuck are they allowed to wear sunglasses? Isn't the whole fucking point of poker a person's ability to watch for tells and not reveal their own? This is the equivalent of putting a piece of plywood in front of a hockey net and saying, "Well we don't want the fucking puck going in do we?" I honestly don't understand why the fuck poker is on television! Why can't I watch a farm team hockey game instead of a fucking table game?! I'd rather watch Dubai Sport's camel racing then watch some fucking douche who looks like Jesus with sunglasses and a cowboy hat on stare at the dealer's cards for 3 hours. I can't go onto the internet without getting ads for some fucking poker site. I ask again, Isn't the whole fucking point of poker a person's ability to watch for tells and not reveal their own? Play fucking solitaire, it comes with your fucking computer! Fuck poker!

Who's the more foolish?...

Well my WARRIORS hockey sweater is on it's way to my bored little hands, I am in desperate need of Ultimate Fighting Championship or at least some Pride FC. Every time I see Pride FC I think it's a gay soccer team, am I the only one? Wrote my first story to appear in the news, and I did an editorial cartoon, I'm the first staff cartoonist the Sheridan Sun ever had. Reading books, playing Little Big Planet for PSP and hanging out with the kooky kids from my Journalism section. Bicycle has a flat, so even though there is no snow on the ground I'm relegated to places within walking distance. I can't wait to come back and do some more hiking. We need more pictures like this before we all get fat and slow with families and responsibilities... Just sayin'. Also publishing a book for my class, should be interesting. And yes, Ty mon frere I have things to discus next time I get a hold of you!

OK, next person's turn!

Right, Right now, in a province far, far away

We join our intrepid hero as he sits at home waiting for potential employers to call him. With only one more interview to go before he's working for Enterprise Rent-A-Car, he's nervouse and with the need to wear dress pants and shirts everyday, kinda reminds him of high school. Missing an xbox cable that yegway has to look for, getting sick of tv, pc and wii, he needs a job, something to do during the day before he starts setting fires to amuse himself. Plus not making any money while the girlfriend is employed is a bit of a kick to the junk, and not in the $500 a night kind of way. Trapped now on the Tantive IV by an imperial star destroyer, my only hope is that this message reaches you in time to get the death star plans to my father on Alderaan, or sending me goofy stuff on facebook or msn to keep busy and sane, or at least busy.

Combining the beautifully amoral, the prematurely sold-out, a twist of fascism, a mid continent surfer, and the undermining element in their lives.