When I die please don't make a facebook group, don't plaster my profile wall with messages. I'm not going to get them, whats the point, I'll be dead! Don't put R.I.P. and then a flower icon on your MSN messenger name. I do not want an electronic footprint that I ever died. Wear an armband, go to my funeral, have a beer in my honour, but don't go bandwagoning with internet 2.0 forms of sincerity. Tell tales about my demise at the hands of the man eating ants from mars, about the time I boxed a kangaroo, or when I was listed as "super badass" in the credits of Point Break. Wait no! Make a facebook group when I die! Tell the stories of my life! Who says I didn't climb K2? are you really going to insult the memory of a dead person? And call it, Andrew MacDonald, a spark beyond time! James, I charge you with this, and if you don't do it I will haunt you for 4 score decades!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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I may very well post a picture of my daily b.m. on your face book, but a group never
I'm with you on that!
Can we remind others also to never leave memoriums in newspapers or on the net that say, "we miss you." I don't read the paper now and doubt I'll be a subscriber in the afterlife!
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