Wednesday, March 25, 2009

For the Last Time its NOT an Energy Drink!


But it's by Red Bull, how can it not be? I refuse to ever believe that. Come on, why would you buy Red Bull if there is no Red Bull stuff in it?

I believe this issue has given me more flack than any of my "comment" comments. I try to explain... Sure, I can't afford to drink it on a regular basis. I would have to go across the river once every two weeks. The flavour is something different. But tasting like what I believe cola tasted like once upon a time is an experience I couldn't give up when I saw the blue and red cans winking at me last Thursday.

Its like Fiji water as opposed to Evian. A status thing I guess, if you pay double for your refreshment you are cooler. Thankfully it tastes good too. I could see a college aged me stocking a mini fridge with this and Innis and Gunn. not just because they tasted good but because my expensive outsider tastes would surely arouse the curiosity in some good taste outsider artsy chicks. at $4.99 american for a 6 pack I won't be making that transition any time soon, but the option is always there, near the back of my fridge I think I'll make sure I have a few cans on hand, if the oppertunity ever comes up where I need a cool bonus multiplier.

100% Natural, caramel coloured translucent cola. If nothing else it looks refreshing.

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Combining the beautifully amoral, the prematurely sold-out, a twist of fascism, a mid continent surfer, and the undermining element in their lives.