How are you supposed to post without a photo?

So welcome to the land of Another birthday. Im not old, the gypsy's mistress is old. I am beautiful. There should be a tradition. When ever a young man reaches an age where he is alone in his existance save for those he finds essential, his birthday should be marked thusly:
1- His best friend should show up and not ask a single question during the festivities. (Check)
2- His love should offer him everthing he need in was of indulgences of a nonesexual nature (check)
3- His grandmother should knit him mittens. (check)
4- He should have a pint, and probably some bourbon (check)
5- Yegway should call and claim he is not nailing some arbitrary young lady named at random (check)

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Thus has been my birthday, and it wasn't what I expected but it has been by far the most satifying acknowledgement I could ever imagine.

Mc