by the razor's amber glow

Seems to me that I know quite a few follows who have allowed their femmes to at one point or another to shave them. I find this abhorrent... seriously. I admit occasionally during my never ending pursuit of a smooth Stipian pate I let the girl friend clean up behind the ears should I miss a spot, but never would I allow her to shave my face for any reason other than a servere medical episode. Shaving is, and I shit you not on this, the most intimate things a man does for to himself save... cough cough... the occasion internet love. Its a willing rejection of our primitive animalistic natures, a comprimise with civility. If you are going to let your femme clean off the millenia's worth of hunting from your face, you are giving up what should be an intimate moment with your ancestors who decided that maybe they could rise above living in caves, and create empires, sell insurance or whatever/whoever you think came before you. So for the love of god keep the razor in your on hands, your girlfriend/lover/whoever, doesn't need to be the one to make your compromise, unless you think you also dont need balls cause Im sure they would take them too if you offered.

The only exception to this theory is if you go to a barber, but he had best be atlest 65yrs old. And its allowable because a barber is as much a confessor as a razorguider and your ancestors will appriciate that you atleast would only compromise them with absolution...

McKelvie