Am I Retarded?

yes yes i am...

tonight while at work, not working, in fact doing the thing i do best at work, listening to the CBC. I had the most retarded idea. It started because the cbc program was talking to a guy who is spending the rest of his life on the shore of Loch Ness watching. Now at some point in the conversation the interviewer said "This mythical creature most people don't believe exists..." I may very well have blurted out "What the hell is wrong with these people" I was actually offended, it seemed for an instant in my pitiful little mind like they were denying the existence of gravity or dinosaurs. "Of course she exists" by now the costumer who was a rather good looking young lady seemed to think that I must be about to jump over the counter and attempt to eat her face. of course by now I had started to realize the futility of my argument "given she doesn't really exist."

Also my darling, let me know the little known fact that either nessy is a female, or a 42 year old balding male hairstylist with a lisp who's defining characteristic is they are asexual...

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